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Whether you like to drink milk or use it as an ingredient, these are the best quotes about milk and funny milk quotes to express your love for this delicious food!
Milk is so versatile that we use it in so many dishes, as well as drinking it straight or turning it into a dunking party with these milk and cookie quotes.
Some people drink milk every day, in which case these milk quotes are going to be great to put up in your kitchen or on your fridge, while some people only enjoy milk in certain instances like if it’s flavored as chocolate or strawberry milks (check out the quotes about chocolate milk for those!)
Use these milk sayings in social media campaigns or use the milk captions on Instagram to make sure your photo of your glass of milk says way more than 1,000 words.
Come back to this list of quotes about milk time and time again!
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Best Milk Quotes
1. A glass of milk before sleep helps the swallow sorrows.
2. Can I have more water in my cereal? asked no one ever.
3. I love milk.
4. All you need is milk.
5. Milk is always a good idea.
6. Milk is like duct tape. It fixes everything.
7. I wonder if milk thinks about me too.
8. A glass of milk a day keeps the doctors away.
9. But first, milk.
10. If you bring me milk, I’ll be your friend.
11. Milk is my therapy.
12. There’s never been a problem that milk can’t solve.
13. Call me cute and get me a glass of milk.
Funny Milk Quotes
14. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
15. Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
16. All you need is love and a cup of milk.
17. It’s always milk time.
18. I came here to drink milk and kick butt, and I just finished my milk.
19. I never made friends drinking milk.
20. My blood type is milk.
21. Cheese is milk’s leap towards immortality.
22. Milk is not just for kids.
Drinking Milk Quotes
23. Drink more milk.
24. Keep calm and drink milk.
25. All the cool kids are drinking milk.
26. No good story starts with, “I was drinking milk and…”
27. Every day, drink milk.
28. It’s milk time!
Milk and Cookie Quotes
29. We go together like milk and cookies.
30. I love you like milk loves cookies.
31. Milk and cookies: they are the two goodies.
32. Today, we will live in the moment. Unless it’s unpleasant, in which case we will eat milk and cookies.
33. Milk and cookies solves all problems.
34. When life gives you lemons, toss them aside and eat milk and cookies instead.
Quotes about Chocolate Milk
35. I’m a big kid. I love drinking chocolate milk.
36. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate milk so that’s basically the same thing.
37. I love all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, chocolate milk, whatever.
38. Keep calm and drink chocolate milk.
39. Chocolate milk is my hero.
40. Chocolate milk is the nectar of the gods.
41. My favorite food group is chocolate milk.
Milk Instagram Captions
42. Drink more milk.
43. Wake up, drink milk, sleep, repeat.
44. Live, love, milk.
45. Powered by milk.
46. Fueled by milk.
47. Milk guru.
48. Milk obsessed.
49. Milk addict.
50. You had me at milk.
51. I like my milk as a shake.
Milk Puns
52. I think you’re legend-dairy.
53. Get me that pony or I’m going to scream – spoiled milk.
54. Where do cow astronauts stop to get a drink? The milky way!
55. How long can we milk these puns?
56. Life is short. Milk it!
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