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Pepperoni, pineapple, anchovies.
Whatever you love on your pizza, these pizza Instagram captions are the best way to take your snaps of that doughy goodness to the next level.
From funny Pizza quotes to pizza puns (you knead them, you know it!) to just the flat out best Pizza captions for Instagram, your sauce and cheese and bread-y goodness is about to truly shine.
Pizza seems to be the all-around best food to bring people together, and it’s also a great food to display on Instagram because of how well it photographs.
Take a picture of the whole pie, have someone pull a slice away, or get up close and personal to those toppings.
Use these sayings about pizza to delight your followers and show off your pizza love.
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Best Pizza Instagram Captions
1. A slice a day keeps the sad away.
2. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that’s pretty much the same thing.
3. Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity.
4. It’s time to eat pizza and relax.
5. Love fades. Pizza is forever.
6. Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.
7. Love at first bite.
8. Keep calm and eat pizza.
9. Happiness is a slice of pizza.
10. I love you more than pizza.
11. I support the pizza party.
12. Pizza is always a good idea.
13. People disappoint. Pizza is eternal.
14. Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
15. Home is where the pizza is.
16. I am in love with pizza I’ve never eaten.
17. You are what you eat, so I am a pizza.
18. There’s always time to eat pizza.
19. Happiness is a pizza slice in each hand.
20. Pizza is my love language.
21. I’d rather be eating pizza.
Funny Pizza Instagram Captions
22. Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes: I can live without you.
23. Pizza is the only love triangle I want.
24. Don’t look for love. Look for pizza.
25. Exercise? I thought you said “extra slice.”
26. Pizza is cheaper than therapy.
27. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza.
28. Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
29. There’s no we in pizza.
30. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
31. I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.
32. It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the pizza in your years.
33. Pizza is the circle of life.
34. Moderation in all things (except pizza).
35. Salad tastes really good once you get rid of the salad and add pizza.
36. Life is not about finding yourself. It’s about finding pizza.
Short Pizza Quotes
37. Pizza life.
38. Pizza vibes.
39. Meet me at the pizza.
40. Pizza obsessed.
41. Pizza blessed.
42. Do good. Be nice. Order pizza.
43. Pizza o’clock.
44. Pizza is life.
45. No pain. No pizza.
46. Pizza party.
47. Pizza + friends = perfect blend.
48. Married with pizzas.
49. But first, pizza.
50. Powered by pizza.
51. It’s slice to meet you.
52. You wanna pizza me?
53. Slice slice baby.
54. I love you with every pizza my heart.
55. In pizza we crust.
56. I knead some pizza.
57. Slice of life.
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