77+ Unique Candy Quotes & Puns for the Perfect Captions

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Whether you’re looking for some candy sayings for friends or teachers or are hoping to get some creative quotes about candy to use as a candy Instagram caption, this list is for you!

We’ve got everything from inspirational candy quotes to cute candy phrases that you can write in Valentine’s Day cards or at a bakery or candy-filled event.

You can also use these sweet candy quotes and candy captions on social media, where the perfect caption is going to elevate your post to the next level and make your picture say way more than its “1,000” words.

Enjoy this full list of some of the most creative candy puns around, including specific candy quotes about things like Starburst, M&Ms, candy bars, and more!

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Quotes and Sayings about Candy

1. A bad day eating candy is better than a good day eating salad.

2. Life is like candy. Sometimes it’s sweet, and sometimes it’s sour.

3. You’re a piece of eye candy!

4. The sweet taste of candy calms my soul.

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5. Pour some sugar on me and call me candy.

6. You’re never too old to beg for free candy.

7. Candy can never be as sweet as my love for you.

8. Candy is life’s way of making up for Mondays.

9. All you need is love and a little bit of candy.

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10. We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.

11. I don’t care what the problem is. Candy is always the answer.

12. Friends are nice, but friends who bring candy are even better.

13. I don’t trust people who don’t like candy.

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Candy Captions for Instagram

14. Keep calm and eat candy.

15. I can’t keep calm, I’m eating candy.

16. Follow me to the candy.

17. Candy makes the world go round.

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18. Just here for the candy.

19. You had me at candy.

20. Life is short. Eat candy first.

21. I’m just a girl who loves candy way too much.

22. Candy is dandy.

23. There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

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24. Candy has my heart.

25. Candy is my therapy.

26. Candy is way cheaper than therapy.

27. Candy dealer.

28. Candy is my religion.

29. I want candy.

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Candy Sayings for Teachers

30. Thanks for making us all smarties!

31. You’re a lifesaver!

32. You’re M&M: Marvelous and Magnificent!

33. We’re Bursting to tell you that you’re an amazing teacher!

34. Teacher – you’re worth 1000 grand!

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35. It’s been a Joy being in your class.

36. Just Popping by to say thanks!

37. You’re O-FISH-Ally an amazing teacher!

38. Thank you for your Roll in our lives!

39. This year will be Mounds of fun!

40. I am Bursting with happiness that you’re my teacher!

Candy Bar Sayings

41. Congratulations on your Whopper of an accomplishment!

42. You did Mounds of hard work!

43. You knew how to Take 5 to work on your project!

44. To a dear friend and Sweetart,

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45. You’ve reached your Payday!

46. You deserve a Payday!

47. The KitKat is out of the bag – you’ve won!

M & M Quotes

48. I’m nutty and I know it!

49. Keep calm and eat M&Ms.

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50. Try not to think that they’re alive while eating them.

51. M&M (many & many) thanks for all you do!

52. I melt in your mouth, baby.

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Skittles Quotes

53. You’re my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

54. When life gives you skittles, you throw them at people and say “taste the rainbow.”

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55. Thinking of you gives me the Skittles!

56. We’re over the rainbow for you!

57. You bring color to this world!

Starburst Quotes

58. Bursting with happiness for you!

59. So glad you Burst onto the scene!

60. We’re so grateful, we could Burst!

61. Don’t Burst my bubble, please say yes!

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62. I chews you.

63. You make my heart burst!

64. Every Starburst flavor is the good flavor.

65. You’re a pink Starburst in a world of yellow Starburst.

66. Happy Burst-day!

Hersheys Kisses Quotes

67. Showering you with Hugs and Kisses.

68. Kiss the year good-bye!

69. Your kiss, your kiss is on my list.

70. Sealed with a kiss.

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Snickers Sayings

71. No snickers intended, you are the best!

72. I love your laugh and snickers!

73. I snicker at the rest, because you’re the best!

74. Go ahead, snicker all you want!

75. Hope your day is full of laughter and snickers!

76. Here’s to a year full of snickers and joy!

77. Eat a snickers.

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