101+ Perfect Coffee Quotes and Coffee Instagram Captions

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Whether you’re a coffee lover or just want some coffee sayings to brighten someone’s day, this is the best list of quotes about coffee and life to get you going!

Use them as coffee Instagram captions to show the world your perfect brew (top tip: mix it up by getting a picture of the actual coffee dripping into the mug instead of just the final product), or use these cute coffee quotes to write in a card for your favorite caffeine loving friend.

It’s one of the most popular drinks in the morning (arguably the most popular, especially in the USA, so these good morning coffee quotes will also help you rise and shine.

Also, who doesn’t love a good quote?

From coffee break quotes to coffee lover quotes to cup of coffee quotes, this list truly has it all so you can share your addiction with the world in style.

And for those of you who really can’t function before your coffee, these are some funny coffee captions that you could make into a mug, T-shirt, or notebook for the office to really let people know not to talk to you before you’re at least halfway through the second cup!

Best Coffee Quotes

1. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.

2. A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.

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3. But first, coffee.

4. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

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5. Coffee is a language in itself.

6. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.

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7. Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.

8. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not coffee.

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9. I will start working when my coffee does.

10. Keep calm and make coffee.

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11. In coffee we trust.

12. Life isn’t perfect, but your coffee can be.

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13. Start each day with a grateful heart. Also, coffee.

14. The best time to drink coffee is now.

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15. Life begins after coffee.

Funny Coffee Quotes

16. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another one.

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17. I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

18. A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea.

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19. I could give up coffee, said no one ever.

20. Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams!

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21. As long as there’s coffee in the world, how bad can it be?

22. Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone” streak.

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23. Sometimes I go hours without coffee. It’s called sleeping.

24. I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

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25. Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.

26. Depresso: the feeling you get when you run out of coffee.

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27. My favorite coworker is the coffee machine.

28. Sometimes I stay awake so late that I have my first coffee before I go to bed.

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Morning Coffee Quotes

29. Good morning, where’s my coffee?

30. Every good morning starts with coffee.

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31. Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee.

32. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.

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33. Coffee: the vodka of the morning.

34. Roses are red. Mornings are hard. Coffee.

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35. Be strong, I whisper to my coffee.

36. Wake up, drink coffee, cheers to life.

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37. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the lens of coffee.

38. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee is even better.

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Coffee Instagram Captions

39. Live, love, coffee.

40. Coffee obsessed.

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41. Coffee blessed.

42. Coffee: a hug in a mug.

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43. Coffee: because adulting is hard.

44. All hail coffee.

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45. Coffee vibes.

46. DejaBrew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.

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Inspirational Coffee Quotes

47. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.

48. Coffee gives me wings.

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49. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

50. Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.

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51. Coffee makes life better.

52. Humanity runs on coffee.

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53. With a cup of coffee, all things are possible.

54. Change the world. Start with coffee.

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Monday Coffee Quotes

55. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

56. It’s Monday. I have coffee. Boom!

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57. Monday: one day that lasts 50% longer than the others and requires 100% of the coffee.

58. It’s Monday, but coffee can handle it.

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59. Too much Monday. Not enough coffee.

60. Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee.

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61. Monday checklist: wake up, drink coffee.

62. Coffee is the best Monday motivation.

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63. Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans.

Coffee with Friends Quotes

64. Good coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure.

65. Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.

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66. Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

67. Sometimes coffee with your friends is all the therapy you need.

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68. Coffee and friends are the perfect blend.

69. Good coffee is always better with friends.

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Coffee Addict Quotes

70. Behind every successful person is a large amount of coffee.

71. Coffee addicted.

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72. Coffee is my muse.

73. Need. more. coffee.

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74. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.

75. I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship.

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76. I’m a coffeeholic on my road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the way to the coffee shop.

77. OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder.

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78. I only need coffee on days ending with “y”.

79. Relationship status: it’s caffeinated.

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80. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

81. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Coffee Puns

82. Stay grounded!

83. Espresso yourself.

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84. Better latte than never.

85. We’re the perfect blend.

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86. Have a brewtiful day.

87. You mocha me crazy.

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88. You can brew it!

89. Where’ve you bean?

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90. Mugnificent.

91. Every latte thing is gonna bean alright.

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92. May the froth be with you.

93. I don’t give a frappe.

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94. Just brew it.

Short Coffee Quotes

95. Life happens. Coffee helps.

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96. Today’s vibe: coffee.

97. Coffee is always on the menu.

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98. Coffee before you talkie.

99. Rise and grind.

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100. You deserve some coffee.

101. Good morning, coffee.

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