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From makin’ bacon to bacon and eggs, these bacon sayings and quotes about bacon will make sure that you’ve got the perfect quote, caption, or funny bacon pun for your creative project or to write in a card or to use as your senior yearbook quote – whatever works!
We’ve got short quotes about bacon if you want to pack a punch in just a few words, as well as some hilarious bacon quotes and funny bacon puns so you can incorporate these silly puns into your everyday life (sorry, are we bacon you crazy yet? We’ll see ourselves out).
Bacon is just one of the most beloved foods of all time, so much so that you can find bacon flavored chips, bacon burgers, and bacon flavored desserts (yes, seriously).
Embrace your love of bacon with these bacon captions and bacon quotes and make sure to bookmark it.
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Best Quotes about Bacon
1. Bacon: it’s like a high five for your mouth.
2. You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at any time of day.
3. Bacon (noun): the main reason you aren’t a vegetarian.
4. I love you more than bacon.
5. Bacon: admit it, for a second there, all your problems went away.
6. Bacon is my meat candy.
7. That’s too much bacon said no one ever.
8. Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.
9. Bacon is my chocolate.
10. Do you want my leftover bacon says no one ever.
11. Bacon. That is all.
12. A bad day with bacon is better than a good day without it.
13. Bacon is my therapy.
14. Off to find the bacon, be back never.
15. Either you love bacon, or you’re wrong.
16. I just want abs……olutely all the bacon.
17. I’m the bacon fairy.
18. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bacon and that’s pretty much the same thing.
19. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not bacon.
20. Seduce me with bacon.
21. A balanced diet is a piece of bacon in each hand.
22. If you ever fell down, just remember – you’re grown up and can have bacon whenever you want.
Funny Bacon Quotes
23. Either you like bacon or you’re wrong.
24. My bucketlist: fill a bucket with bacon. Eat bacon.
25. I put bacon on my bacon.
26. Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard.
27. Pork chops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
28. Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
29. Bacon doesn’t ask silly questions. Bacon understands.
30. If life gives you lemons, throw them away and get some bacon.
31. You had me at bacon.
32. In case of emergency: please administer bacon.
33. My heart belongs to bacon.
34. If by crunches you mean the sound bacon makes when you eat it, then yes I do crunches.
35. Bacon is red. Bacon is rough. One strip of bacon is never enough.
36. I’m into fitness. Fitt’en this piece of bacon in my mouth.
37. My dating app matched me with bacon.
38. Did someone say bacon?
39. Bacon: a low carb and gluten free salad.
40. I’m a baconholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to buy more bacon.
41. When in doubt, add bacon.
42. Real bacon has curves.
Bacon Instagram Captions
43. You are the eggs to my bacon.
44. Less hatin, more bacon.
45. I’d put bacon on that.
46. Bacon life.
47. Bacon love.
48. Bacon vibes.
49. Bacon please.
50. Will wake up for bacon.
51. I wonder if bacon thinks about me too.
52. Powered by bacon.
53. I just really like bacon, okay?
54. That’s what I do: I eat bacon and I know things.
55. Knowledge is power. Francis is bacon.
56. Body by bacon.
57. I’m only here for the bacon.
58. I smell bacon.
59. Straight outta bacon.
60. I’d rather be eating bacon.
61. Don’t go bacon my heart.
62. You bacon me crazy.
63. I’m absolutely bacon.
65. Start bacon time for yourself.
66. Jurassic pork.
67. Bacon spirits bright.
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