57+ Perfect French Fry Quotes and Fries Instagram Captions

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From the perfect french fry quotes to express your love for these wonderful, crispy form of potatoes to french fries captions to post on social media, this is the ultimate quotes about french fries list!

French fries are beloved by many, whether you like skinny fries, chunky fries, waffle fries, curly fries, sweet potato fries, or any of the other ways you can slice them.

Eat them with burgers, grilled cheese, sandwiches, even pizza, or do a nice healthy + fun combo with fries and a salad!

These fries quotes are funny, amusing, and make for the perfect social media slogans or quotes to put up in your french-fry loving kitchen.

Don’t forget to take some quality pictures if you’re using these as french fry Instagram captions, and remember that oftentimes because the fries are beige, they’ll look better when paired with colorful condiments like ketchup or served alongside a colorful meal like a burger with tomatoes, salad, etc.

Bookmark this list of the best french fries quotes and enjoy!

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Best French Fries Quotes

1. Keep your friends close and your french fries closer.

2. I’ll always share my fries with you.

3. I never met a french fry I didn’t like.

4. Everything is better with french fries.

5. French fries are my spirit animal.

6. I speak french fry.

7. You had me at french fries.

8. Hold me and feed me french fries.

9. Way to my heart: french fries.

10. All that’s on my mind are fries.

11. Did someone say fries?

12. There’s no problem that fries can’t solve.

13. A world without fries is chaos.

14. French fries are my best friend.

15. Yes, I’d like fries with that.

Funny French Fries Sayings

16. Exercise? Sorry, I thought you said extra fries.

17. I am into fitness. Fit’ness whole thing of french fries in my mouth.

18. Show me a person who doesn’t like french fries and we’ll swap lies.

19. Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.

20. There’s no we in fries.

21. Keep calm and love a french fry.

22. Enjoy fry days.

23. I make fries disappear. What’s your superpower?

24. I’m happier than a bird with a french fry.

25. Today you ignore me because I’m a potato. Tomorrow I’ll be french fries and you’ll be craving me.

26. French fries are always the answer.

27. French fries are my therapist.

28. French fries are my therapy.

29. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not french fries.

30. Life sucks sometimes, but at least they still make french fries.

31. I dip my fries in fries.

French Fries Instagram Captions

32. Happiness is french fries.

33. Keep calm and eat french fries.

34. Fries before guys.

35. French fry queen.

36. French fry king.

37. French fry obsessed.

38. Fry, fry, fry.

39. Live, love, fries.

40. Fry vibes.

41. French fry blessed.

42. French fry guru.

43. French fry addict.

44. I love fries and fries love me.

45. Fries are my hero.

46. Nothing like fries.

47. I am fry.

French Fry Puns

48. Time fries by.

49. Time fries.

50. I only have fries for you.

51. It’s your party and you can fry if you want to.

52. Fries fix everything.

53. What do fries do when they see each other? They ketchup!

54. My fries are up here.

55. Lookin so fry.

56. Who needs nice guys? I’ve got nice fries.

57. Have a fry-tfully good day!

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57+ Perfect French Fry Quotes and Fries Instagram Captions

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Best French Fries Quotes

Funny French Fries Sayings

French Fries Instagram Captions

French Fry Puns

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